Some New York Gina news.

 

So I go on Yahoo! today and the first thing I see is Hall of Famer (And in my opinion the best LB to play the game, sorry Eagles fans.) Lawrence Taylor sold his Super Bowl XXV ring. According to the Yahoo! LT’s son TJ put his ring up for auction without him knowing. Once LT found out he was ok with it which is odd to me. Anyways, the bigger news is not that the ring was up for auction but the person who actually bought the ring. The winner? Charlie Sheen himself, WINNING or was it biwinning? Must be his tiger blood. Got I hope this transaction goes down in person. The price of Sheens winning bid was apparently $230k, or in LT and Sheens terms a couple of kilos and hookers.

To finish of the Ginas news reports came out today saying that WR Hakeem Nicks from the New York Giants broke his foot today at OTA’s running routes during individual drills. If all goes as planned he will be out of commission for 3 months. Nicks is scheduled to have surgery Friday where they will have to insert a screw into his bone. Dr. Robert Anderson in Charlotte, N.C., a foot and ankle specialist will be doing the procedure.

Eli Manning fits in perfect in New York now, turns out hes a tranny.

Holy fuck. I knew it! Eli Manning is a god damn tranny.

Ok, really he was on SNL March 5th and just so happened to look a little to comfortable dressed like a women. Eli im sorry you don’t fit in  the category of the famous ones who pulled off dressing like a women. You Fit in the category of men who just like dressing like women.

People who pulled off dressing like women.

  1. Robin Williams – Mrs. Doubtfire
  2. Martin Lawrence – Big Mammas House
  3. Michael J. Fox – Back to the Future 2
  4. Eddie Murphy – Every Movie…

People who didn’t pull it off and just looked like a Tranny.

  1. Tyler Perry – Madea goes “wherever it is at the time she went”
  2. John Travolta – Hair Spray
  3. Adam Sandler – Jack and Jill
  4. Eli Manning – SNL

So congratulations, you won a super bowl and now wear women underwear. Also, we found out not only is your big brother a better QB then you but also he is 10x better at SNL then you. Maybe this is just me being an angry Eagles fan writing this. I thought about it and realized your just a Tranny. A tranny who plays for the Giants. Enjoy New York. It’s perfect for you.

Check out the video here. http://www.justjared.com/2012/05/06/eli-manning-in-drag-for-saturday-night-live/

Worst thing to hit Detroit since the Automotive Crisis.

Well if you’re reading this and you’re a Detroit Lions fan, you already know.

EA Sports announced today that the winner of the Madden 13′ cover was indeed, Detroit’s finest, Calvin “Mega-Tron” Johnson. Just when you thought things were looking up, EA goes ahead and pulls this shit on you! News like this is something the city is going to need to prepare for. This is going to make Detroit reevaluate their entire draft now and it’s less than 24 hours away! Your doomed, the curse has struck and there’s nothing you can do. It’s like boarding up the doors and windows to prepare for a hurricane.

All you can do is hope, pray and think positive. Whether you like it or not, expect breaking news. Go out there and grab Plexiglass or T.O. before it’s too late because we all know it’s not if, it’s when the injury will happen.

Below is a list of other players who received the kiss of death via the Madden Curse. Thanks SI. http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/writers/eric_mack/04/28/madden-curse/index.html

2001 — RB Eddie George, Titans

After a career year in ’00 with 1,509 yards and 14 TDs, George slumped to  full-season lows 939 yards and 5 TDs. He never averaged better than 3.4 yards  per carry in any successive season.

2002 — QB Daunte Culpepper, Vikings

Culpepper threw a career-worst 23 INTs in the ’02 season and wound up having  a mess of a career later in the decade, including multiple knee injuries.

2003 — RB Marshall Faulk, Rams

Faulk played in a career-low 11 games and began having knee issues that would  end his career for good in ’05.

2004 — QB Vick, Eagles

He broken his leg in the preseason after being on the cover and later had the  legal problems that landed him in jail and kept him off the field for full  years.

2005 — LB Ray Lewis, Ravens

Lewis missed the last game of ’04 season with a wrist injury and played a  career-low six games in ’05.

2006 — QB Donovan McNabb, Eagles

McNabb tore his ACL and meniscus in the season after being on the cover and  played just 10 games in ’06.

2007 — RB Shaun Alexander, Seahawks

Alexander went from the NFL MVP to missing six games with a foot injury that  all but ended his career and success for fantasy owners.

2008 — QB Vince Young, Titans

Young threw a career high 17 INTs in the season after being on the cover and  wound up playing just three games, starting one, in the ’08 season. He also  struggled with depression and dealt with rumors of considering suicide, which he  denied.

2009 — QB Brett Favre, Packers

Favre was on the cover as a Packer, but he came out of retirement and led the  league with 22 INTs. He also suffered through a disappointing season with the  Jets that wound up leading to allegations of inappropriate behavior with Jets  sideline reporter Jenn Sterger.

2010 — WR Larry Fitzgerald, Cardinals and S Troy Polamalu, Steelers

Polamalu’s curse hit him right away, missing all but five games of the ’09  season after being on the cover. Fitzgerald’s fall didn’t happen until ’10, when  he struggled to live up to his lofty draft position and had a career-low six  TDs.

2011 — QB Drew Brees, Saints

Brees went from on top of the world with a Super Bowl title and MVP to  tossing a career-worst 22 INTs — double that of his previous season. Although  he made it through the whole season, he did admit to having played through a  troublesome tear in his knee.

NOTES:

  • LaDainian Tomlinson was offered the cover in 2007, he kindly refused the offer.
  • Peyton Hillis was on the cover of Madden 12′. Following his break out career year he followed it up with a below average one. Only playing in 10 games and having all his numbers drop the curse was in full effect here as well.