Some New York Gina news.

 

So I go on Yahoo! today and the first thing I see is Hall of Famer (And in my opinion the best LB to play the game, sorry Eagles fans.) Lawrence Taylor sold his Super Bowl XXV ring. According to the Yahoo! LT’s son TJ put his ring up for auction without him knowing. Once LT found out he was ok with it which is odd to me. Anyways, the bigger news is not that the ring was up for auction but the person who actually bought the ring. The winner? Charlie Sheen himself, WINNING or was it biwinning? Must be his tiger blood. Got I hope this transaction goes down in person. The price of Sheens winning bid was apparently $230k, or in LT and Sheens terms a couple of kilos and hookers.

To finish of the Ginas news reports came out today saying that WR Hakeem Nicks from the New York Giants broke his foot today at OTA’s running routes during individual drills. If all goes as planned he will be out of commission for 3 months. Nicks is scheduled to have surgery Friday where they will have to insert a screw into his bone. Dr. Robert Anderson in Charlotte, N.C., a foot and ankle specialist will be doing the procedure.

Shady sign’s an extension with the Bird’s!

Philadelphia Eagles and LeSean McCoy have agreed to a 5 year extension through 2017 for 45M with over 20M guaranteed. Great news for the Birds! Eagles head coach Andy “Ham Sandwich” Reid had recently said they plan on giving McCoy less touches this year because they feel they overloaded him last year. Get the ball in his damn hands and lets take the division. I look for Reid to give him more receptions if he’s getting less carries this year. Either way its exciting to know we have a top 3 running back in Philadelphia for at least the next 5 years.

Jason Peters too fat, re ruptures his Achilles.

Reports came out today that Jason Peters, the Philadelphia Eagles best Offensive Lineman, re ruptured his Achilles again using a Roll-A-Bout. According to Derrick Gunn while Peters was using his Roll-A-Bout it failed on him which caused him to re rupture it.

According to a league source, Peters ruptured his Achilles tendon again after the Roll-A-Bout he was using malfunctioned. Peters was maneuvering in his kitchen when the device broke, and he fell on his face and re-injured the Achilles.The five-time Pro Bowler needed a second surgery, and his recovery was set back three weeks. He is going to sue the manufacturer of the device.

I’m not to sure how much weight a Roll-A-Bout can handle, but a 350+ lb man rolling back a forth on it can’t be ingredients for success. Someone like that needs to put on a moo moo and sit his ass on the couch until it is healed. Peters says he will take legal action and sue after this incident. Let’s hope in the future he puts the moo moo’s on and stops trying to get around in a Roll-A-Bout.

Eli Manning fits in perfect in New York now, turns out hes a tranny.

Holy fuck. I knew it! Eli Manning is a god damn tranny.

Ok, really he was on SNL March 5th and just so happened to look a little to comfortable dressed like a women. Eli im sorry you don’t fit in  the category of the famous ones who pulled off dressing like a women. You Fit in the category of men who just like dressing like women.

People who pulled off dressing like women.

  1. Robin Williams – Mrs. Doubtfire
  2. Martin Lawrence – Big Mammas House
  3. Michael J. Fox – Back to the Future 2
  4. Eddie Murphy – Every Movie…

People who didn’t pull it off and just looked like a Tranny.

  1. Tyler Perry – Madea goes “wherever it is at the time she went”
  2. John Travolta – Hair Spray
  3. Adam Sandler – Jack and Jill
  4. Eli Manning – SNL

So congratulations, you won a super bowl and now wear women underwear. Also, we found out not only is your big brother a better QB then you but also he is 10x better at SNL then you. Maybe this is just me being an angry Eagles fan writing this. I thought about it and realized your just a Tranny. A tranny who plays for the Giants. Enjoy New York. It’s perfect for you.

Check out the video here. http://www.justjared.com/2012/05/06/eli-manning-in-drag-for-saturday-night-live/

Philadelphia fans are the worst because… because.

If you ask me I don’t believe there is anything better than watching your favorite teams live in person. You jam a car filled up with all your friends, grab a six-pack, some dogs and burgers and grill before. It sets the perfect tone and gets your mind off of everything in “the real world”. For that time nothing else matters but what you’re doing right then and there.

Everything is going soooo great and its almost like nothing can go wrong. Well that’s until Joe Schmoe comes along and didn’t like the fact that you didn’t get potato rolls for the hot dog you gave him. Not only is Joe Schmoe mad you didn’t purchase potato rolls but now he’s angry you didn’t give him a beer. Joe Schmoe is about ready to throw down over his God damn potato rolls and free lager. The thing is Joe Schmoe is everywhere.

As a Philadelphia fan its to the point where it cracks me up whenever I hear “That’s Philadelphia for you!”. It cracks me up because obviously all this stuff that happens only happens in Philly, not anywhere else. Here are some of my favorites of all time.

  • We threw snowballs at Santa.
  • We Booed Donovan McNabb.
  • When Michael Irvin got cart off the field due to a serious injury which was eventually the end of his career.
  • We beat up a New York Ranger’s fan at Genos for being a New York Rangers fan.
  • They had use a taser on that kid who ran onto the field.

Only in Philadelphia does ALL of this stuff happen.

It made me think of it today when I watched a video of a Boston Red Sox fan get kicked in the face, trip backwards, and fall 3 rows to the ground. Watch video below. (Is it wrong that I laughed afterwards?) When I watched it my first thought was thank God it wasnt in Philadelphia, because we would never hear the end of this viral video. Then my second thought was THIS IS BULL SHIT! if it was Philadelphia we wouldn’t hear the end of it!

Shit get’s real at the 1:15 mark.

The fact is shit happens everywhere. You really could make a book of the terrible things that happen at ball parks or stadiums, just ask Brian Stow. If you don’t know the name, google him im sure you have heard the story. It is unfortunate but the sad truth is it doesn’t matter what city you’re in shit could hit the fan, even at a Charlotte Bobcats game and they only get 100 fans in that stadium all rooting for the other team.

Philadelphia is loud, passionate and has a bad track record. We all know the stupid shit our fans have done. I get it, Santa loves kids. The fact is anywhere you go fans will boo when they arent happy about something, fans will make terrible alcohol driven decisions and fans will be loud and passionate. If you’re trying to prevent any of these things from happening to you just make sure you get the God damn potatoe rolls and nobody gets hurt.

I’m immature, and I love Cox.

I realized this as soon as the Eagles drafted Feltcher Cox, But I just can’t help but to be excited about hearing Merrill Reese use the word Cox for hopefully the next 10 years. Personally its hard for me to listen to an Eagles game without Merrill on. With his passion for the eagles and the way he screams about big plays I look forward to his Cox comments, especially against players all of us Eagle fans learned to hate over the years.

Cox just smothered Romo blasting through the middle, that was a DANDY.

Cox has been penetrating through the Ginas (Giants) line  all day.

Cox absolutely leveled Eli on that head to head collision.

Cox is really having his way with New York right now.

Cox lays the wood on Romo.

And so on and so on. You get the picture. These were pretty lame examples but I know there’s better ones out there and I want to hear them. Now I just can’t wait for the season to start so I can hear Merrill use the name Cox…

haha he said Cox.

Eagles trade up to pick 12, draft Fletcher Cox.

The Philadelphia Eagles traded their 15th pick to the Seattle Seahawks for their 12th overall pick. Philadelphia gave up their 15th overall, a 4th and 6th round pick to move up.

First off, I just want to thank the Kansas City Chiefs for drafting Dontari Poe (who was just a combine hero and had below average film out there in a below average conference) and leaving the best overall DT on the board for the Birds. With that 12th overall pick the Eagles drafted Fletcher Cox from Mississippi State. Fletcher Cox is an animal who produced in the most dominant conference in college, the SEC. Fletcher Cox adds depth the Eagles defensive line and is absolutely a player to be excited about. This isn’t like the pick where we traded up to take Brandon Graham, and had a lot of us asking questions. Fletcher Cox was the right pick. I see him being an impacted and causing havoc right away. Andy, your next cheesesteak is on me.